Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
iPad2 Contest continues until April 18th!!!

Due to allegations of competitors cheating to get their high-scores, Milk Drinking Cow has been faced with a situation that we either need to cancel this contest, or give you guys the chance to prove your skills!
Here's what we decided:
Have someone video you playing Angry Rhino Rampage FREE which shows your gameplay and high score and either post your video to You Tube and send us the link, or email your video to us at milkdrinkingcow@gmail.com. The video must be of the entire gameplay. The high-score in the video needs to be legible and clear to see! And only the scores of the videos submitted will be counted in this final round.
The contest is extended to Monday April 18th at 1:00 PST. This will give you a chance to win this game for real for those of you who genuinely scored high!
Get cracking on the videos!!!
(Anything you send MilkDrinkingCow becomes our property)
Thanks,
The Milk Drinking Cow team
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
iPhone App Review: Angry Rhino Rampage
April 7th, 2011 by dancemonkeyIf you’ve ever had fantasies about being a rampaging rhino running along a random cliffside, crashing through strangely-placed fruit carts and trampling jeeps and (somehow) helicopters, then Angry Rhino Rampage may be game that you’ve been waiting for your entire life.
In all seriousness, Angry Rhino Rampage from developer Milk Drinking Cow is a great continuous-running type game in the style of Robot Unicorn Attack, but with some additions and changes that make it a unique game all its own. Jump and dash while racking up points and smashing through obstacles and adversaries that are trying to stop your angry rampage, just don’t try and smash through the boulder.
How It Works
The game uses two on-screen buttons, one for jumping and one for a quick dash that will smash through most obstacles. Unlike that game with the robot horse thingy, you don’t start over every time you lose a life. Instead of lives you have hearts that deplete with damage, and you can collect more hearts along the way.
You don’t have a double-jump, but you can bounce off of obstacles in the game and get a height boost that way. The only indestructible obstacle in the game seems to be the boulder, which can be jumped or bounced on but not smashed. Otherwise, smash away!
Pros And Cons
The game has a great graphical style, fun music, and good sound effects. The controls are responsive and smooth, which is obviously of critical importance in a game of timing like this. The variety of enemies and obstacles is a fun change from the android zebra game, as is the ability to extend your game by collecting more hearts to replenish your health. The only strike against this game is how simplistic it is, but if you know the genre then you know that what I’ve described is actually fairly complex for this style of game. The game also features facts about rhinos at the end of every game played, so hey, sticking up for endangered animals is cool.
Overall
If you like button-mashing games, one-button games that actually feature two buttons, or runner-type games in which you endless dash to the right while avoiding randomly-placed obstacles, then I think you’ll find Angry Rhino Rampage to be a stellar contribution to this genre
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Milk Drinking Cow is giving away a free iPad 2 if you get the highest score playing our free game!

Contest Rules:
This contest is sponsored by Milk Drinking Cow (MDC) and consists of a skill based competition based on the number of points collected while playing Angry Rhino Rampage. There is no purchase necessary. The contest begins on April 1, 2011 and ends at 1:00 PM PT on April 11,2011. PARTICIPATION IN THE CONTEST IS SUBJECT AT ALL TIMES TO COMPLIANCE WITH THESE RULES. Employees of MDC, as well as members of their immediate families (spouses, children, siblings, parents) or households (whether or not related), are not eligible to participate in the contest. Previous winners of MDC's contests also may not participate. MILK DRINKING COW RESERVES THE RIGHT TO AUTHENTICATE YOUR SCORE AND CHEATERS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
Did you read the rules?
Good, now download Angry Rhino Rampage FREE.
Now would be the time to create a Game Center account if you don't already have one. Click here if you don't know how.
milkdrinkingcow@gmail.com. Include your Game Center Nickname/Username and your age. This will enter you into the contest. If you are under 18 please have your parents send us an email giving their permission to have you enter the contest.
Milk Drinking Cow will now add you to our Friends List on Game Center and we will monitor your progress throughout the competition!
In order to compete in the contest you have to be on our Game Center friends list. When you receive a request from "milkdrinkingcow" after sending us your email, accept us! :)


Whoever gets the highest score by April 11, 2011 at 1:00 PM PST will win this sweet iPad 2. Allow 4-5 weeks for shipping directly from Apple.
Offers made in this contest are not affiliated with or endorsed by Apple Inc in any way. Apple Inc or any of their subsidiaries have nothing to do with this iPad 2 prize.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Angry Rhino Rampage Updated!

Angry Rhino Rampage has been updated and now it has super-awesome hi-retina graphics!
Download it now!
Artists unite for Japan.

As Japan recovers from the devastating earthquake and tsunami that struck on March 11, the world’s top recording artists respond to the tragedy with this benefit album. The 38 tracks include some of their biggest hits, featuring an exclusive remix of Lady GaGa’s “Born This Way,” Katy Perry’s “Thinking of You,” Bruno Mars’ “Talking to the Moon,” Adele’s “Make You Feel My Love," and more. All proceeds go to the Japanese Red Cross.
Friday, March 18, 2011
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